Coming Soon to a Road Near You:

He likes to unlock the car for me when we go anywhere, and I'll be honest, it's nice to walk out the door with your arms full and not have to struggle to get the doors unlocked, so I let him do it. But today he took an extra little liberty he's never tried before: when I came out he had buckled himself into the driver's seat and he was positively thrilled with his work. I wonder if I'd taken any longer if he'd have managed to get the car started. I'm sure that would increase my premiums.